Faina Ranevskaya

One of the greatest Soviet actresses in both tragedy and comedy. She was also famous for her aphorisms.

About Humour

- How many times a lifetime a woman blushes?
- A woman blushes four times in her life: on the first wedding night; the first adultery; when taking money the first time; when giving money the first time.
- And a man?
- Two times: the first time, when he can't do it the second time; and the second time, when he can't do it the first time.